I AM DYING
I just made roommate Kevin’s phone autocorrect “the” to “I love cum” and he thought he taught his phone that I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHAHA
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine did NOT account for tuberculosis
Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...– Amy Poehler (via funeral)
jordan-pb-deactivated20130116 asked: Awesome, thank you! :D I'll give you a heads up once I set that shit up.
saraxdarling-deactivated2012071 asked: I am laughing so hard. I know this is probably so stupid to you (and awkward, since I don't know you) but I read that post you wrote. The one that said "Just booked my first business trip to Charlotte, NC. Exciting!" and then I looked at your icon to see who the post was by and it looks like you're going "yessss!" in it. Like a reply to your post. Hahaha. Whatever....
Just booked my first business trip to Charlotte, NC. Exciting!
pikachuears: It’s my life goal to be able to dance like Ciara. (Also, this will probably eventually be removed.) Everything about this
You’re such a fat slut after sex you smoke hams.– Sharon Needles
Just saw the gay sex scene on ME3. Boner. City.
Mass Effect 3
Why are you breaking my heart?!
Just started ME3
Kaiden and Shepard are already making gay eyes at each other and I am squealing with joy
Michelle is coming over later and we’re going to have a Hoarders marathon and make dinnerrrrrrrr I’m excited!
numberonegrandma: find me a girl as useful as Siri and maybe i’ll consider going straight
I made this remix like five years ago of Peaches and Pussycat Dolls and now can’t find the file to upload :(