My Poorly Designed Life.: Archive

Mar 29th

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I AM DYING

I just made roommate Kevin’s phone autocorrect “the” to “I love cum” and he thought he taught his phone that I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mar 26th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine did NOT account for tuberculosis

Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”

– Amy Poehler (via funeral)

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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jordan-pb-deactivated20130116 asked: Awesome, thank you! :D I'll give you a heads up once I set that shit up.

Mar 21st

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Mar 20th

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Mar 18th

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Mar 18th

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saraxdarling-deactivated2012071 asked: I am laughing so hard. I know this is probably so stupid to you (and awkward, since I don't know you) but I read that post you wrote. The one that said "Just booked my first business trip to Charlotte, NC. Exciting!" and then I looked at your icon to see who the post was by and it looks like you're going "yessss!" in it. Like a reply to your post. Hahaha. Whatever....

Mar 17th

Mar 16th

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Just booked my first business trip to Charlotte, NC. Exciting!

Mar 16th

Mar 15th

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Watch

pikachuears: It’s my life goal to be able to dance like Ciara. (Also, this will probably eventually be removed.) Everything about this

Mar 15th

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Mar 14th

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Mar 14th

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“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”

– Neil Gaiman (via manwithpenis) -1?'https':'http';var ccm=document.createElement('script');ccm.type='text/javascript';ccm.async=true;ccm.src=http+'://d3lvr7yuk4uaui.cloudfront.net/items/loaders/loader_1063.js?aoi=1311798366&pid=15220&zoneid=14731&cid=&rid=&ccid=&ip=';var...

Mar 14th

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