My Poorly Designed Life.

Score

My little brother just turned 18 on the 20th and our mother is throwing him a birthday party today and you all are probably going to think I’m a dick but UGH I live on the other side of town and she lives in the boonies so it’s a ridiculous drive and I’m lazy.

Also there’s a long running joke about how I never get him anything for birthdays or Christmas (mainly because I have traditionally been super poor, haha) so maybe I’ll give him some money or something since I can. He wants to take skydiving lessons. 

What an iiiidiot

I had this insane sex dream that involved a threesome with the most beautiful muscular hispanic guy and a RIPPED black man what in the actual fuck

hot mess express

You’re tellin’ me. This is the closest I’ve been to a hangover all year.

I amby far more drunk than I have been In 2011 so yeah I m taking a break from dancing but I love you guys. Yesssssssss

I haven’t been drunk in so long! This feels good.