imwithkanye: trangpak: If anyone needs cheering up or a distraction: (1) Amy Sedaris is reliably hilarious (her appearance with Martha has me giggling four years later). (2) This piece on The Hairpin forced me to physically restrain myself from guffawing in the library. (3) Here are three haikus about Miley Cyrus’ dress at the VMAs. (4) If all else fails… listening to “Crazy In Love” on...
Clever flirting via wordsmithing will win my heart...
aaronitron replied to your post: If you’re going to reblog something I posted and… Well someone’s in a bad mood… I HAVE been in an uncharacteristically bad mood all day today. I mean, don’t get me wrong, if someone says “What is air” I’m probably going to think that person is an idiot but I tend to keep most of that to myself.
If you’re going to reblog something I posted and add “What is air” please stop yourself and go jump off a bridge. It’s not funny. It’s not clever. Just stop.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-28) →
Christopher’s iPhone! (2) Cut Copy (2) Crystal Castles (1) Amy Winehouse (1) Shiny Toy Guns (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Omg my blood pressure
Not to mention she fucking fell
That was fucking disappointing.
Brent Everett inspires me to be a porn star.
Every single time someone makes a Pottermore post...
I immediately think about the size of their penis and what it looks like. Just so you are aware.
I mean he WAS cute though not gonna lie
See cute boy, something tells me not to approach. Get yelled at by friends, introduce self. Cute boy, Adam, says he and his cousin were debating already about approaching me to “party” and have sex. He wanted to bring me home, snort cocaine, and have a threesome with h and his cousin. Are you kidding me right now
The older I get, the less shame I have, the more blunt I become.
My hurricane prep tips - EZ Version
chrisfromarose: If you have a car, get gas. Nothing sucks more than trying to get gas after a storm hits. If you don’t have a car, still get gas, you can sell it for double after the storm to the idiots who didn’t get gas. If you have frozen food, eat it first, before you could lose power. You cannot understand the pain of trying to eat all of the ice cream as it’s melting. Seriously folks,...
I really want to watch Jeff Lewis and Gage have sex.
I want to go to Chicago for a weekend. Maybe New York. Which should I go to, which is cheaper, which has more people from Tumblr to visit? Who would even want me to visit? Hahaha
I’ve calmed down mostly but I’m still grossed out that potentially we could date the same person
Today started out really awful.
I found my brother on Grindr. “Bi -looking for fun. Yeah I know I’m chub I’m working on it.”
I ask because a recent New York Times poll shows that the “Tea Party” is even less popular than typically unpopular self identified groups like atheists or Muslims. I think it’s interesting how greatly the Tea Party is lobbying for certain far right extreme legislation in this country yet the constituents that they represent largely do not approve of them. They are deeply...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-14) →
Lady Gaga (31) Britney Spears (15) La Roux (2) Sky Ferreira (2) Natasha Bedingfield (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Do you think the Tea Party would exist if Obama were white?
I wonder what Taylor Lautner’s penis looks like. Sorry if you ever read this, TL. I can’t help my curiosity!
chadleymacguff replied to your photo: Boneables: halfrememberedream chadleymacguff … For as long as I’ve used tumblr I STILL don’t know how to accurately use gifs in replies and so it makes me look like an idiot because inevitably the still it falls on is either blurry or has NOTHING to do with the original post.
imwithkanye replied to your photo: Boneables: halfrememberedream chadleymacguff … i’m embarrassed, these guys are so much better than me. 1) I supersized your face right there. Do you see it? It’s huge. 2) You’re hilarious and wonderful and your “IM DRUNk oN WInE#!” photoset really won you over. Congratulations my child!
stay-close-dontgo asked: you've got lovely eyes, just sayin' :3
neill: palefacedwhiteboy: helveticunt: fiftystatesofawesome: Empathy Test Your score: 6 0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum (Neill witnessed this) I got 16 what does this mean. I got a 63...