May 2011
May 1st
May 1st
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I'm not uncreative, I just haven't found my...
Roommate Kevin creates art pieces and sculptures and paintings and whatnot, and I never really had an interest until living with him. Now I have so many ideas of what I want to do but I never do any of it for fear of how it will turn out. He says you can’t tell an artist that what they’ve created is not art; but what if it turns out that I don’t consider it art either? What if I...
May 1st
May 1st
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April 2011
Apr 30th
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How To: Sext
An Example
Bucholz: Oooh this robe is hot.
Karen: You're wearing a robe?
Bucholz: The robe's all past tense now baby. You should take off your robe too.
Karen: I'm not wearing a robe. Who's got robes?
Bucholz: Scholars.
Karen: This isn't very sexy yet.
Bucholz: You gotta relax more. Here's some ocean sounds. Pwwwwwoosssh. Phhhhhs. Phhhwwwwwwwooooooooosh. Pwooooosooshshhhsh. Phwhhhshshhs.
Karen: Now I have to go to the bathroom.
Bucholz: That's hot, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Apr 30th
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WatchWatch
BriTANick - The most elaborate stalking ever I’m in love with 1/2 of this comedy duo.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I thought the point of being gay was that you...
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
Anonymous asked: Just shut up and take your clothes off.
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-24) →
Lady Gaga (67) Hans Zimmer (1) Robert Randolph & The Family Band (1) 3OH!3 (1) Robyn (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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I want to pioneer RDR parties.
Where you can’t enter my apartment unless you’re in heels. 
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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If you bring forth what is within you, what you have will save you. If you do not bring it forth, what you do not have within you will kill you.
Apr 25th
Apr 24th
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Well, I'm not sure how hiding multicolored eggs...
Apr 24th
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The best part about tonight will be dancing to On The Floor by @JLo and whipping #roommatekevin ‘s ASS at darts.
Apr 24th
WatchWatch
sprkl: watchestrafficlights: this seriously made me choke on my own saliva. My new goal in life is to be this woman.  THIS IS WONDERFUL
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Anonymous asked: What happened to doing a video tour of your apartment?
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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ListenMike Snow - Animal
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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likeafuckenboss: FULL LENGTH DISNEY MOVIES  Finding Nemo The Lion King  Peter Pan Pooh’s Heffalump Movie Pinocchio  Lady and The Tramp Doug’s First Movie Dumbo Pocahontas Aladdin Hercules The Little Mermaid Toy Story Cinderella Alice In Wonderland Tarzan Beauty and The Beast Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs The Lion King II Mulan I LOVE MY LIFE SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!  Bless this...
Apr 23rd
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If you're gay and you have a bellybutton piercing...
That’s a deal breaker ladies.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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Transcripts
I called my High School (located literally in the middle of a corn field) yesterday to have them prepare an official transcript for pickup today. When I went to retrieve it, I realized that what was now the middle school is now the high school and I hadn’t been in the building in over ten years, so they gave me an office aide with ashy blonde hair that looked like she would grow up to be a...
Apr 21st
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I hope that one day, All Time Low announces an 18+...
nattaboy: wakeup-wakeup: stranger-: mattflyzik: taylorturtle / brianna7x: yes yes. this this this. No one would be there The first time I ever met Kevin Nat it was at an ATL/FTSK/TRS show.
Apr 21st
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Skynet becomes self aware tonight.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
Apr 18th
requiemforastarr asked: finally, i find someone in san antonio haha

how's it going? love your blog
and for the record, you scored massive points with me for liking jared leto!

-starr
Apr 17th
JUDAH! JUDA AH AH! #cantstopwontstopJmakethebootydrop @ladygaga
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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I NEED MY TYPHLOSION :(
How do I trade from my HeartGold to Pokemon White?!
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th