I’m so fucking frustrated right now.
That was the funniest Real Housewives of Atlanta in a long time!
barebackobama: Start a hair salon called Leviticuts that doesn’t actually cut hair but just grooms it and lectures about the old testament.
Other thoughts I had while watching Breaking Dawn:
If she was a virgin and he just popped her cherry, she’s bleeding everywhere and he must be going NUTS. Wait, is that even appetizing to them? What if there’s a gay vampire who gets thirsty from periods, that must be really confusing for him. She says something about being late… but if I were Edward I think I would know EXACTLY when Bella’s period was every month if her...
Breaking Dawn Part 1: A Review
So I saw Breaking Dawn last night with Lea, and I have a couple complaints. Kristen Stewart as Skeletor through the latter half of the film creepy CGI baby (get a real one Summit, Jesus) awful terrible wolf scene with psychic “wolf pack” voiceovers. The “plot” The fact that (spoiler alert) when she’s changed into a vampire, her hair is dyed and changed for the...
howgay asked: I like Kyle, but Lisa's my fave. Kim, I can take or leave.
chrisofficialblog: Manila Luzon - Hot Couture ...
Amazon, Best Buy, Redbox, Xbox
Stop sending me stupid shit every fucking day! I have 5 emails every day when I wake up advertising the worst things I would never use.
I’m taking a bath scented with Escada Moon Sparkle body wash reading Real Housewives of Beverly Hills blogs. GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Can’t tell if trolling; or just stupid.
Etymology The word ‘avocado’ comes from the Spanish aguacate which in turn comes from the Nahuatl word ahuácatl (testicle, a reference to the shape of the fruit). Avocados were known by the Aztecs as ‘the fertility fruit’. In some countries of South America, such as Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Peru, and Uruguay, the avocado is known by its Quechua name, palta. No...
chronicy0uth: Spending my night on Youtube watching music videos Oh my GOD Miley’s face
I haven’t been on tumblr all week and most of last I started dating someone it’s going pretty well! I just won a really significant award at work and am potentially going to Phoenix to accept it from the heads of the company next spring that’s on top of the traveling I’d be doing to either Florida (yay!) or Kentucky (yucky) I’m moving in two months (same city) ...
FM Static - Definitely Maybe This was my fucking...
When I’m reviewing your account and see you made 1.2 million in the first quarter Hey Go fuck yourself
OH MY GOD
Alert - this is kind of gross I was clipping my fingernails and one shot STRAIGHT up into my eye and I freaked out and blinked and instead of falling out it went underneath my eyelid and I spent the last five minutes freaking out trying to dig it out what the fuck
It's 11:11:11 11/11/11
What am I doing? tumbling. yep
I had a dream Mass Effect was real and the little paralyzing bugs were coming to get me and omg now I want to play it so bad give it to me ME3 I need it I need it
I really wish the New York Times would stop sending me notifications on things I don’t care about. The DOW swinging up and down dramatically? I care about that, I have a 401k. Terrorism plot foiled? Yeah I probably want to read that, that affects me in SOME way. “JoePa” stepping down as head football something at a college I’ll never go to in a state across the country?...
betterthanchucknorris: Something Corporate - As...
chadleymacguff replied to your photo: This is a close second to guac as what I would… ew humus You misspelled “Mmm, Hummus.”
Man, I really gotta stop having my last.fm post to my tumblr. I look like the gayest gay that ever gayed.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Lady Gaga (40) Ke$ha (16) Selena Gomez & The Scene (10) Kelly Rowland (6) Britney Spears (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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