September 2010
Deborah Ann Woll
Aka Jessica from True Blood also has celiacs disease. My grams and mom has it too… another reason why I love her.
Sep 1st
-branflakes: Tumblr, I can’t trust opening you at college. I was sitting on the futon next to my roommate and there’s a guy’s ass on my Dashboard. faklsdjasdajskdaasfdaadsrefd This. At work. Every day. Old people, everywhere.
Sep 1st
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August 2010
“Ladies: Want your face to look more full of life? Ask your boyfriend for a...”
– BestWorstAdvice
Aug 31st
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Dancing on My Own
by Robyn gives me chills. SO. GOOD.
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
HELLO TUMBLR I AM DRUNK
doubledoors: (via ohitsmilk) (via ohitsmilk)
Aug 29th
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Urka.
That’s because you’ve posted like three things in the last month!
Aug 28th
I never met a carrot I didn't like.
EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE!
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
I Just Got
a booty text. From someone I’ve never even slept with. Confused but proud and flattered twenty ten
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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“I sacrifice my weekends to make little kids happy. I’d rather sacrifice...”
– Ex roommate Kevin 
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
Aug 28th
Without being obnoxious due to talking about “followers,” I would just like to say that the people that have chosen to subscribe to my tumblr are really awesome. I get hilarious messages and replies all the time and they make me smile throughout the day. So as gay as this is, thanks guys. 
Aug 28th
THIS IS SO FUCKING ENTERTAINING →
Aug 28th
Oh hey,
It’s Friday?…!
Aug 28th
Aug 27th
Yeah, I'm really concerned that because of my last...
jksnprmly: So. Very. Concerned. You know, I pass by UTSA several times a week. It’s not so unthinkable. Err… Not that I’m going to or anything. Hahaha
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Truth Time.
I fucking love Star Trek. I grew up on it. I’ve seen every episode of Voyager and DS9, and I grew up watching TNG.  /nerd
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
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Gross Overshare.
After my workouts I’m really, really wound up in other ways. This is incredibly bizarre to me because I’m pretty much on a permanent dry spell; but now I feel like a raunchy teenager again. Ugh.
Aug 26th
Come Say Hi. →
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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NEVER DRINKING EVER AGAIN.
Aug 25th
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If you’re man enough, all underwear is edible.
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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I FUCKING HATE WHEN I POST SOMETHING ON SOMEONE’S STATUS AND I HAVE 23 NOTIFICATIONS FROM OTHER PEOPLE I DON’T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT SAYING STUPID THINGS AND MISSPELLING EVERYTHING AND THEY THINK THEY’RE CLEVER BUT THEY’RE FUCKING STUPID. STUPID. YOU’RE THE WORST OFFENDERS, LESBIANS WHO HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT TRY TO IMPRESS HOT GIRLS BY WRITING NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT...
Aug 25th
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Is it weird that I legitimately enjoy "Body...
Aug 25th
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
TMI Tuesday
-branflakes: I prefer sleeping in the nude. It’s just a lot more comfortable. I guess I become a nudist at night. Too bad this has to change come Saturday.  Ditto. I ain’t changin shit.
Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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RT @SethMacFarlane: I support the right of the Jedi to build a temple, but does it have to be two blocks from the ruins of the Death Star?
Aug 24th
It's Official!
I took a the week in November before thanksgiving off and I’m going to Florida. So! Those of you in Florida, tell me what there is to do in the Tampa/St. Petersburg area! (please) ;]
Aug 24th
Guys We've Dated.
Me: Clayton, Luis, Matt, Ashby.
Him: Oh... I didn't know we were doing names.
Him: It's a good thing because a couple of mine are like "swedish guy" or..."so-and-so's friend"
Aug 24th
mi-ro asked: I HATE YOUR STINKING GUTS. YOU MAKE ME VOMIT. YOU'RE SCUUUUM BETWEEN MY TOES.

(just come to vegas. pretty please?)
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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