July 2010
If I have to search through 20 pages worth of your...
Probably not so cute.
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“You’ve got one life; live it. Follow your dreams, quit your job, drop out of...”
– Jared Leto (submitted by staraflur) (via quote-book) (via jeshuf) (via nattaboy)
Toyota. Moving forward.
What an ironic slogan considering the car recall due steering column issues because they can not, in fact, go forward.
Nature to the Rescue! →
Microbes are eating up the oil spill. I wish all problems were this simple.
Patron. Tequila. I'm drunk on Margaritas.
No really. Bad decision blog 2k10.
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YOU. MAKE. ME.
Feel like I’m living a teenage dream.
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YOU KNOW.
I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me.. you...
Watchloganjack:
daieny:
(via menouthis)Sucker Punch Teaser Trailer
woooah
I’ll watch the hell out of that
Facebook Franz Say the Darndest Things
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven...
Girl: D'awwww!
Boy: ... because your face is fucked up.
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Ignorance, while blissful, is usually short lived. A combination of things I could not control and choices I made brought me to a point in which I could either go down with my world or cast it off, my burdens and pleasures going down with what I was sure was my entire life. It was not.
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I’m 100% 50/50 that I can get down to my birth weight of 5lbs 6oz.
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“I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die...”
– Some asshat.
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This Is Fascinating: Bradley Manning,... →
Can someone please autotune Jessi Slaughter's dad?
I feel like I’d feel better about the situation and be more inclined to watch the explosion of trolls if it had a nice melody to it.
AND I LOVE MY SEX.
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Fuiste bella traición que mato mi razón.
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iPhone 4 Case Program
For those of you who just bought the phone, go download the App. I just ordered my free case and it’s going to ship in about 4 weeks.
Thank God I'm not a woman.
Not just because of the whole inferiority thing, but because it’s NORMAL for blood to seep out of your sexual organs. Monthly.
Nice plan, God.
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hearttothesky:
scenario #1:
omgszz!! new follower!!
and its a boy!!!!!
AND HE’S CUTE!!!!!
o wait. HE’S GAY.
~~~
scenario #2:
hey new follower!!!!
AND IT’S A BOY!!!!!
not ~super cute
BUT I BET HE HAS A GR8 SENSE OF HUMOR!!
o wait. HE’S GAY.
~~~
scenario #3:
new follower yay!!!!
ITS A BOY!!!!!1
o0o0o0o he’s kinda cute……..
AND HIS ABOUT ME SAYS HE LIKES...
You never fail to make me smile =]
-ryan:
-spencerpratt:
lightningbolts:
boygirlconvos:
Girl: Adam Young has insomnia<3
Boy: Who the hell is Adam Young??
Girl: Haha, he’s the lead singer of Owl City, well he is Owl City actually(: He has insomnia, and his songs are all he has to show for his sleepless nights. It sounds kinda weird, but his songs are really pretty.<3
Boy: Not as pretty as you.
Girl: Awww, I’m not...
AHHHHH SO FUCKING JAZZED
CANT CALM DOWN. Mercedes the smoothie lady in the cafeteria spiked my smoothie! When she said she was going to put “energy” in it I thought she meant she was blending with love.
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I'm late to work literally every day.
Thanks Tumblr. You’re an asshole. You’re all assholes.
urka asked: In reply to your message,
this is why I love you. and your collarbones.
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this is why I love you. and your collarbones.
:]
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Needless to say I work in the back office so I don’t give a fuck what I look like most of the time here. Haha
behind blue eyes...: This makes me sick... →
May 21, 2010 President Barack H. Obama The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest Washington, DC 20500 Dear Mr. President, On November 4, 2008, I spent the evening at the Democratic Headquarters of a small town. I watched anxiously as election results poured in from across the nation,…
