June 2010
Sorry I can’t take your video call, I’m rendering HD 720p movie transitions. #iphone4
I think my eyelids might #Eclipse this movie.
okay little monsters... this guy needs a talkin... →
honchkrow:
(via ilovethatlavenderblonde)
FFUUUU
Ahh, someone’s trollin’ you brah.
Because my boss #dgaf I’m late for work almost every day. It’s a terrible habit.
I’m gonna write a book called “What on Earth Have I Done?” and it’s going to be about all the mistakes God made. Controversy!
Why do gays date someone new every week but lesbians stick with each other for years?! #becomingalesbian
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nopenothappening asked: I was only doing it right because I was going through the website! I want it to work through my phone. HOW DO I MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
Idea For Disgusting Porn:
You know that show on the CW, Vampire Diaries? Well.
Throw in a little scat fantasy and create Vampire Diarrheas. Disgusting, I know, but people with fetishes will pay anything to fulfill them.
I can't use google voice to save my life.
(via xcrjm)
You were doing it right at first!
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210-281-1840
Let’s text! I’m bored and Google Voice gives me the option to not give out my real numba.
Hey.
I just went for a run, and now I feel amazazazazing. I’m going to sleep so well tonight.
I’m a lumberjack. I work out by punching trees until they break. Then I inject testosterone directly into my muscles using a hose and a two by four. It’s pretty intense but I’m man enough to handle it. I only eat raw beef ripped from a real living cow with my bare hands. I haven’t showered since 1995 but chicks think the smell is really freaking hot. By law, I’m not...
Just gonna sit here and drink my weight in water.
priscillablair:
IT IS SO HOT.
Ughhh I had to help someone move yesterday and it was death. Texas is so hottttttttttt
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The Sounds - Painted By Numbers
Remember 2Girls1Octopus?
Yeah. It exists. Believe it.
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Riots in Canada?
Is it Armageddon? Or…
Auto spell changes "cunt" to "Cynthia". I feel bad...
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Who the fuck wants to Skype?
I’m ready for super awk moments.
Skype name: rishtastical
Watchjerrremy:
Why have I never seen this before?! SO COOL
“This is probably the coolest video concept I have ever seen. Just imagine the crazy views this could be used for in sports, movies, and even the porn industry. I am pretty sure this is a google earth street view camera that they rigged to be used as a video camera to give the captive audience a new interactive experience when watching...
OK NAPTIME
Anonymous asked: Hi Christopher,
would you be so kind and remove the nude Epke Zonderland photo I made 2 years ago?
They're not happy with them I believe....
Thanks,
would you be so kind and remove the nude Epke Zonderland photo I made 2 years ago?
They're not happy with them I believe....
Thanks,
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Stylophonic - Dancefloor
Anonymous asked: I texted you but you never responded.
“There are so many issues to deal with it makes me feel like my brain will...”
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How does one reply to a reply?
Black people just got us back for Justin Bieber by...
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Something Else I Never Use. →
nopenothappening asked: I just spent 5 minutes looking at cats in sinks.
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Okay okay,
There are some carbs. But no bread.
Get Him to the Greek
Truly the best part of the movie was when the hot girl (Destiny) tried to show Jonah Hill her downstairs mixup and she had shaved the pubic hair into a microphone. Then she asked him if he wanted to sing “hairyoke.”
That movie was hilarious.
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Spice Girls - Leader of the Gang
I wish so badly...
www.catsinsinks.com
It’s about cats. In sinks.
“I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bullshit.”
