March 2010
i eat m&ms by color
priscillablair:
packagefullofwishes:
(via emiliena)
i eat froot loops by color!
M&Ms, Skittles, basically anything that is coloured or wrapped in a coloured paper. I eat all of the colours down until there is one left of each colour, and then I eat them in order of least to most favourite, saving my most favourite colour for last.
I think I love Cilla now. Hey btw.
February 2010
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WatchAaahahahaha I love this.
I don't understand how Justin Bieber is so famous!
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I'M SO EXCITED.
I realize you’re probably gonna think I’m super gay, but I just found out the Telephone video is going to be released tomorrow so I’ve been dancing around my room to it while cleaning up. IM SO FUCKING EXCITED! CAPS LOCK ISNT ENOUGH.
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Jenna: Liz, that guy wanted to buy you a drink!
Liz: But I already HAVE a drink! Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
The person I Skype with most is my roommate Kevin,...
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WatchI love Chelsea Handler.
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Confession:
I can’t remember the last time I was so attracted to someone. The only reason I’m not actively pursuing you is the fact that you currently have a boyfriend. It’s such a bizarre situation, but I don’t expect it to be resolved. We’re at an impasse; if you were you break up with your boyfriend for me, who is to say you wouldn’t break up with me for the next guy?
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Deep Drunk Thoughts
Did gay men always act like this? When there were gay cavemen did they grunt like a woman?
unitedstatesoftopher asked: I know that text can often get misinterpreted, so let me preface this by saying I mean this in a non-aggressive/offensive way.
I think people freak out because most blood banks don't allow gays to donate blood (not that they/we shouldn't be able to). So it's surprising that a blood bank would allow you to donate. Unless, you told them you have not had sexual contact...
I think people freak out because most blood banks don't allow gays to donate blood (not that they/we shouldn't be able to). So it's surprising that a blood bank would allow you to donate. Unless, you told them you have not had sexual contact...
dnfrst asked: I'M QUEASY.
AND I JUST MADE AN APPT TODAY TO GET MY ANNUAL PHYSICAL.
AND THEY'RE GOING TO ASK ME TO GET MY BLOODS DONE.
AND I'M SCARED.
I'M GOING TO ASK FOR SOME OXYCODONE.
:(
Oh umm, the button says ask. BUT THERE ISN'T A QUESTION HERE. It's just me, crying.
AND I JUST MADE AN APPT TODAY TO GET MY ANNUAL PHYSICAL.
AND THEY'RE GOING TO ASK ME TO GET MY BLOODS DONE.
AND I'M SCARED.
I'M GOING TO ASK FOR SOME OXYCODONE.
:(
Oh umm, the button says ask. BUT THERE ISN'T A QUESTION HERE. It's just me, crying.
ALRIGHT.
Guys. come on now. Why is it that when I tell people I donated blood, they freak out and remind me that I’m gay? Even if what you think happened, happened…I’ve had plenty of blood tests done before.
Gays can donate! Haha. They apparently come every quarter to my new job (I was hired on Monday and got an email this morning to meet in the SA room if you were interested) and steal...
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Anonymous asked: i miss when you used to follow me. i didn't make the cut i guess.
WatchProfessor Freezes Laptop in Liquid Nitrogen
This bitch.
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Everywhere I Go,
I think of what to do in the event of zombie attack. As I’m walking into a place, I’m already planning my escape routes.
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If Men Pee From Their Penis,
Shouldn’t women vag?
I just saw a man pick his nose and play with it while we were at the stoplight. Please don’t let me ever become like these gross 9 to 5ers, Lord.
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Every Time
I drunk post on tumblr I lose a follower. Since when are my peers anti-alcohol?!
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cheaperthanacupofjoe:
definitely one of my new favorite tumblelogs. tumblrs? tumblogs? WHAT THE HELL IS THE CORRECT NOUNAGE?!
Anyway, I submitted him for Inspiration on tumblr tuesday. Hilarious money saving tips.
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Famous People I've actually talked to since moving...
justkevin:
Helen Thomas
Ben Stein
Shakira
um one of these things is not like the otherrr
Well if we’re counting all the people we’ve met while we were drunk in Safeway, then I’ll have to reevaluate my list.
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True Life: I'm A Hoarder.
Okay. Not really, but to destress I’m cleaning my room (yes, that destresses me) and I’ve found five fortune cookie fortunes so far. Why the hell do I keep them?
I really don’t mean to be a homewrecker, but there are about a billion opportunities that keep presenting themselves. It makes me think I’m being tested…but fortunately so far I haven’t done anything I’ll regret.
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STOP MAKING THAT DUCKFACE! →
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Something I'll NEVER Understand:
I know someone who was married recently, but he was Jewish and she was Catholic. They were married in a Catholic church, and after asking a few questions, she told me that he loved her so much, he converted to Catholicism for her. What?
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m Catholic. I received communion and went to confession and learned the Apostle’s Creed; I just don’t...
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Hate. Winter. Olympics.
You know what I’ve spent my life doing? The same thing that you have: Nothing. As a result of that particular life track, few things give me more joy than to see another person’s dreams go down in flames. And nowhere will you see more hopes dashed in such a brief amount of time than when you’re watching women’s figure skating.
These ladies spend, literally, over half...
Anonymous asked: I saw in a previous post you claimed to not have emotions. Explain.
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Shiny Toy Guns - Stripped
As you may or may not...
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