At the end of the date, I’m gonna say “We’ve been on this date for 49 minutes. Now, you can either take the $49 dollars and run, or you can go on a second date with me.” Hopefully they’re familiar with Next instead of getting the impression that I need medical attention. And they better not take the money, because chances are I won’t have 50 bucks.
I went through one of those scanners and it was nbd. It was 2.5 seconds and then I left. But I guess if you wanted to look at my junk it’s saved on a computer here somewhere.
I’m leaving for the airport in an hour and I’m so sad to leave. I love Florida.
This guy was so sweet, so charming, so handsome. He has the best body I’ve ever seen and that’s not even his best feature. It’s really too bad that I have to go back to SA.
i was trying to hint that you can now send me anon nudes.
So if you’re in the mood take naked pictures of yourselves, feel free to spam Joe’s askhole with gratuitous porn. Also, mine. Thanks.
I just realized I haven’t taken many pictures, I haven’t gotten the keychain or the shotglass that friends back home asked for, and I was drunk half the time so I’m probably not going to remember much of this trip at all.
These Text Tones are making me literal lol.
Why yes, as a matter of fact I do on occasion.
I saw a fucking dolphin yesterday. It was terrifying.
- Ryan: hahaha
- Ryan: he's funny
- Christopher: mhm
- Christopher: and super cute
- Ryan: yes!
- Christopher: I wouldn't stop Sing his D if it was already in my mouth
- Ryan: wait, then how did it get there in the first place?
- Christopher: I don't ask questions Ryan
- Christopher: I just continue to S the D.
It usually leads to bad things. Sex ruins everything.
I hate when I’m h word.