It’s been oncoming for a while now, but here goes: I’m obsessed with Lady Gaga. I know what you’re thinking: you’re gay! Of course you love her! But, I think that even if I were straight, I’d still be able to appreciate her artistry for what it is, which is nothing short of brilliant. That VMAs performance that everyone is STILL talking about? She did with a 104...
So this guy I work with sent me an email that said “You are now blinking manually.” Which, when you think about it, is kind of a clever douchebag move on his part. Anyway. Have you ever really thought about how fucking weird blinking is? We have to lubricate our eyes so we blink upwards of 80 times a minute. I wonder how many people have died due to their need to blink. Think about...
I’m about to go on a date and I’m really nervous all of a sudden! Haha
Owl City - Fireflies
We doin' a BBQ up in hurr,
But I don’t know how we ‘pose to ‘que up in dis BITCH. All we gots mofuckin’ veggies! How’m I ‘posed to put an ass on? Dick.
I Am SO EXCITEDDDDD
I’m about to shower and go pick up my gbff! AHHHHHHHHHHH
Bush - Letting the Cables Sleep Oldie but a...
Humphrey, We're Leaving!
For First Time AIDS Vaccine Shows Some Success →
I like how every time I post a cute boy my tumblarity exponentially sky rockets. I figure the downside would be people think I’m some kind of slut, but whatev. Haha
thenameismolly: “my nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk.” “your nana and i have that in common.” I love this movie so hard.
Kayla, to go along with your astronomy joke:
urka: Here is a joke that has to do with Biology, which I have a test over tomorrow as well. youcanhaveitall: “If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.” Oh, science jokes. in talking to justkevin I had a really lame math joke earlier. High five for nerds.
In Ten Hours
I’ve identified all the horny gay men on tumblr.
I'm Going To
make a sign for my door that says something along the lines of “Pants Optional Zone”
Reblog this so people know who you are:
urka: Name: Christopher! Tumblr Name: rishtastic Nickname: Chris, Topher, Rish, Triple X. Birthday: 05/30/88 Age: 21! Location: Say Town, Tejas High school: Medina Valley! Current school/job: Best Buy. Status: single. Random fact about you: I graduated at age 16. Hobbies/Interests: obviously tumblr. Hanging out with roommates, making koolaid, visiting family! Trampolines, reading,...
Blind Melon - No Rain In honor of it raining all...
I’m probably the only person on the planet that can get injured during a game of minigolf. My friends and I went a couple days ago and my ankle STILL hurts :(
THREESOME WITH NATTABOY AND WANGLERS FRIDAY
It must be a slow news week.
The cake is a lie!
I Have Vivid Dreams.
Never this sad, though. I woke up in the front room at my grandmother’s house. I look around and find nobody. I sit up and my muscles feel sore, unused, weak. I try to stand and I wobble. What’s going on, am I getting sick? Check pulse, feels fine. I see my family and they’re astounded to see me, like they haven’t seen me for three months… only they haven’t?...
For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all...– Rainer Maria Rilke Something to live by.
Mika - Lollipop In honor of me just getting his...
For a little while, I thought girls were just jealous, which is why they were...– Lady GaGa on growing up strange. (via fuckyeahladygaga)
fuckyeahladygaga: yonboo: giguillen: ...
Have You Guys
picked out a Halloween costume yet? I’m so freakin’ excited, this is my first year on my own so I’m really looking forward to having friends over for a huge house party!
I’ll follow you until you love me.