March 2009
The View
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Rails Against Demonic, Liberal Devil-Tool Known As ‘Wii Fit’
By Kyle Buchanan, 3:01 PM on Fri Jan 30 2009, 49,509 views
Think the newly embiggened Jessica Simpson has it rough? That’s nothing compared to the poor fat children victimized by the Nintendo cruelty machine Wii Fit, opines hysterical View...
Would you...
Date someone with meningitis? This kind of sounds like it could be potentially a fucked up situation, but don’t you ultimately have to look out for your own health?
February 2009
Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't...
kevinnat:
geraldaisy:
auroraaustralis:
No, I haven’t read ANY books by Chuck Palahniuk, and no, I don’t want to, thank-you-very-much. I don’t feel the need to read it because everyone thinks he’s good or whatever. This guy on the bus today was harassing me while I was trying to read my book, The Pillars of the Earth, by Ken Follett, and he was talking about, ‘Chuck Palahniuk this and Chuck...
Wine Library
seongkuan:
rishtastic:
I guess Tumblr is so excited about getting this non-celebrity that his banner has been above my Dashboard for days. Very-Gay-Up-Chuck or whatever. In other news,
Let’s have some fun this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
I figured out a way to make it disappear.
just follow him and then unfollow him, then his banner will disappear.
SeongKuan...
Wine Library
I guess Tumblr is so excited about getting this non-celebrity that his banner has been above my Dashboard for days. Very-Gay-Up-Chuck or whatever. In other news,
Let’s have some fun this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
TLD
“The period from 2000 to 2008 will likely be viewed as the lost decade and I have already seen numerous references that the Bush years were lost years.
Obama has said as much in two speeches I have seen.
A tremendous surplus was squandered and lost into ever deepening deficits, tax cuts were given to the rich who lost it all in hedge funds that did nothing but move paper around. Innovation...
Craigslist
Cover Letter? Here’s my fucking cover letter! Now, I’m really low on money, and I’ll suck a dick if I have to…that’s right! Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I’ll fight that motherfucker and I’ll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! FUCK NO! What’d you say? You lost your keys? FUCK IT! I’ll shoot the goddamn lock off your door with my laser eyes! That’s...
“But most days, if you’re aware enough to give yourself a choice, you can choose...”
– David Foster Wallace
In his incredibly poignant 2005 commencement Speech at Kenyon College.
(via tmblg) Ahhhhh yes!
Missing Bone
I just went to the dentist today because I broke my tooth. They did x rays and found that I have at best an infection by my lower right wisdom tooth, at worst oral cancer. Apparently I’m missing some bone? Now before we freak out like I did after they said the word cancer, let’s consider the fact that the girl had trouble getting my x ray positioned correctly. The actual dentist told...
VD
Today was not a terrible Valentine’s Day. It’s the first time I got to legitimately celebrate it and now I can say for SURE it’s overrated. That is of course not referring to my reason for legitimacy, moreso the dramatization of what people are supposed to feel today. People don’t love or like each other any more, it really IS a greeting card holiday. I guess in...
“We don’t use the word ‘insane.’ We use ‘mentally hilarious.’”
FML
“Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying “Fuck you!” to which she responded: “I bet you’d probably like to.” FML”
“Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of...
Body Language Reveals Wealth →
jingc:
When I saw the title of the article, I thought it would say that wealthier people had more confident, charismatic body language. The real conclusion was a bit of a surprise:
They found that students whose parents were from higher socioeconomic status (SES) backgrounds engaged in more of what he called “impolite” behaviors, such as grooming, doodling and fidgeting. Lower SES students...
“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...”
– Albert Einstein (via reluctantbuddha) Oh Albert.
“Dwight, you ignorant slut. ”
– I love The Office. I’m so excited to own Seasons 1 - 4.
“Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you...”
– Anonymous (via hit-or-miss) I actually just had almost a two hour long conversation about this.
Dear Diary,
Tumblr makes me feel like a huge creeper. Also, this “crazy azn” Seong Kuan makes me laugh. Also, I asked for a raise today at work.
I Sometimes
Get lost on Tumblr. There’s so much shit going on! So much to read. I just got carried away reading an iPhone vs. Kindle review and now I’m running late for work. Dang.
I had a dream last night
kevinnat:
I was growing catnip in my room, and I woke up one day and it was huge, like 2 meters tall. And then I had to pee really bad, so I peed in the plants. Later I came back and they had dissolved.
I woke up and had to pee.
Why are you using the metric system? This ain’t Europe, ho. 6 feet*
I CANT GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD
