Why Mexicans Fear 2010 →
Beers and Queers
So you know that party that EVERYONE is going to this year? The one that before you can even invite them to, they already know about it? I don’t know how this buzz was created, but that’s my New Years party this year. The theme is the title of this post (basically this grungy leather bathhouse type deal? Idk. It’s also my roommate’s birthday, so blame him, it’s his...
All those radio stations that say "80's, 90's and...
justkevin: what are they gonna say on Friday? ALL THE GREATEST HITS FROM THE 90’s, THAT DECADE WHO’S NICKNAME THIS COUNTRY HAS NOT YET COME TO A GENERAL CONSENSUS ON, AND TODAY* *use your douchey voice, not the one you use to imitate people you don’t like, but that other one They should make one that is “Eighties, Aughties, and today”
Yo hablo solamente un poquito de espanol. I would make the little tilde but I can’t on this laptop -_- Adios, voy a ir al teatro ya. Woo hoo!
DO I CALL IT
TWO THOUSAND AND TEN or TWENTY TEN?! IM SO CONFUSEDDDDDD
Gemini in 2010
Year 2010 Overview Isn’t it great being a Gemini? All that charm, that mental flexibility, that ability to see both sides of the issue … you’re the wonder of the zodiac. Take a bow. The problem with that is that both sides of the issue have been kind of a drag. Good news: that’s all going to change in the next year! Gemini is one of the few Sun signs that doesn’t...
DAMN YOU ANDY HILDEBRAND
(creator of Autotune)
It's Just Dramatizing For The Sake of News.
Russia may send spacecraft to knock away asteroid
MOSCOW – Russia’s space agency chief said Wednesday a spacecraft may be dispatched to knock a large asteroid off course and reduce the chances of earth impact, even though U.S. scientists say such a scenario is unlikely. Anatoly Perminov told Golos Rossii radio the space agency would hold a meeting soon to assess a mission to Apophis. He said his agency might eventually invite NASA,...
I Love That I'm Never Hung Over.
Give it to me because you LOVE ME. Duh.
tyce: What the fuck am I supposed to buy with a 95 dolla gift card from Best Buy? Give it to me so I can buy you pretty things with a discount :)
So Here's My Problem With Movie Aliens
justkevin: -A Rant by Kevin Coyne (a summary of the car ride conversation home from avatar) *DISCLAIMER* I took Biology as a sophomore and Human Phys as a senior, that’s the extent of my education on this stuff so don’t take me to town with your fancy college learnin k? Read More I’m so glad you addressed this. This is why we’re friends, because I am forever debating the...
Ever Since Katrina,
the East side of San Antonio is basically all Louisiana refugees. They moved here and brought allllllllll their family with them. It’s great that they’re bringing that culture here…but retailers are definitely not opening anything up on the East side of town. It’s kind of hilarious in a completely under the table racist way. The NW side, however, which is statistically...
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the...
doubledoors: As for you women…oven mitts. Instant reblog for misogyny. I feel safe reposting this as the computer is not an appliance; therefore women do not know how to use it.
balloonsthenanimals: rishtastic: When I get my camera, you people will be absolutely SICK of all the pictures I’m gonna post. kk GOTTA PROMISE NEWDS. Hell nah nigga SNPD at BEST.
When I get my camera, you people will be absolutely SICK of all the pictures I’m gonna post.
We have to get married abroad. It’s absolutely terrible. We have to go...– Eamon Farell, brother of Colin Farell
The Maine - I Wanna Love You
I've Been As Busy
as a cucumber in a women’s prison. Bags under my eyes to prove it. I can’t WAIT for my days off this week, I definitely need them.
was a pretty damn good movie. Pretty damn good indeed.
May I Just Say
that all this blah blah “of the decade” crap is getting really old, really fast. Today is the last Sunday of the decade! GTA 3 and The Sims were the top ten of the decade! Bad Day by Daniel Powter was the one hit wonder…of the decade! Nostalgia is a great marketing ploy and all, but I’m seriously about to regurgitate right now.
Well that wasn’t nearly as awkward as I thought it would be. Hooray for pretending things never happened! Haha
Is It Weird
if you invite your straight friend over to hang out with a couple friends and after some drinks he tries to make a move on you? Because even though I had some serious vodka last night, I still remember that.
I'm Insanely Jealous Right Now.
because my gbff just got the EXACT camera I wanted. DAMN ITTTTTT.
I Realize I'm a Little Late to the Party,
BUT I FREAKING LOVE MY SNUGGIE. I just wish it had a tie for the back, I feel like a really well insulated hospital patient.