December 2009
LADY GAGA: THE FUTURE OF POP (via lady-gaga.net)
fuckyeahladygaga:
Released at the end of the Decade of Celebrity, the Warholian message of Lady Gaga’s The Fame – nowadays, we’re all superstars – was timely and almost profound. Railing against the “noise of mediocrity”, the 23-year-old New Yorker, otherwise known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, not only unleashed a series of fantastically hook-laden singles, she also dressed exactly the...
Cheap shit
kevinnat:
Nothing fits me better than Mossimo brand clothes from Target. Nothing.
You stole my v necks and now we match! Sameziez. I need to give you back your MF beanie. Oh! Christmas present! Haha
November 2009
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I’ve really been thinking about a tattoo but I can never think of anything I’d want branded on me for life.
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San Antonio = Recession-Proof!
Lone Star Luck
In No. 2 city San Antonio, home to four military bases, and Austin, our third-ranked city and the state seat of government, municipal jobs supplement Texas’ robust energy sector. InDallas (No. 6), it’s a thriving tech industry that buffers it from energy highs and lows. Although Houston (No. 8) is invested mostly in oil, it has diversified its energy industry beyond oil...
Today I wrote a speech introducing my mother as a speaker for being 15 years sober. It was very cathartic and very rewarding. I love you mom. I’m so proud of you.
“I’m sorry, I don’t speak incompetent bitch. You’ll have to explain your...”
– Robert Brockway of Cracked.com
TATTOO YOUR NAME ACROSS MY BLOOOOG
So, I’m gay. Surprise! Anywho, the guys at work were talking about how “fucking hot” this girl at the counter was, arguing over who was going to get her number and bang her first. Keep in mind this is Geek Squad, so the point was kind of moot.
Anyway.
My manager Paul (who was later fired for HR issues, might I add) sardonically told me that I should try to get her number. As if...
I live in Australia.
attentionseekeranonymous:
kryssameow:
attentionseekeranonymous:
kryssameow:
blogspotoriginal:
I ride kangaroos to school, and have pet koalas. I’m really tanned and put shrimps on the barbie, and call everyone mate. ‘cause I’m Australian.
I’m from New Zealand so I live in a tree and walk on all fours
hahaha! oh my, do you say fush and chups, like with a New Zealander accent? and six...
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The Last Time I Did Karaoke
I was so, so drunk. I mean, being drunk is obviously a requirement, but I was pretty toasted (not that it takes much, bc I never drink and I’m a lightweight). It was the bartender’s (also named Chris) 25th birthday and I tipped him $5 before we had even ordered any drinks so he made me nice and toasted, haha. I was up there with my PIC Bianca, and the DJ started playing the wrong song...
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Oh hey! BRB, PandeFUCKINGmonium.
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Hollywood Undead - No. 5
For those of you who...
So Recently
I was sent on a mission to find out some sensitive information by a friend of mine. I’m reporting that while the subject may SEEM like he could be, I’m leaning toward no. He’s probably just Christian, and Christian boys are ambiguous by default. He doesn’t have enough information to research. My research will continue.
End Creeper Transmission
DAMN IT FACEBOOK SUGGESTIONS
QUIT REFERRING MY FAMILY AND COWORKERS TO ME.
I’m having to censor myself.
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BBY BF
I am NOT looking forward to retail hell tomorrow. I’m only doing a 6 hour shift, but still. :(
I’ll update you around 1ish to let you know how crazy it was.
Checking my tumblr at the airport
justkevin:
PLEASE don’t let there be naked men on here
I’m at my Grams house, repeating this prayer.
pleasepleaseplease
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@Tyson
I didn’t think that I posted THAT much about you, but I’m going to try to stop using your nickname so that it doesn’t show up so much in my tumblrclouds.
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In 2006, the sum of international revenues from pornographic videos, sexual novelties, magazines, “dance” clubs, pay-per-view and Internet was approximately $97 billion.
Can you even wrap your mind around that number? Try it this way: that’s larger than the combined annual revenues of the NFL, NBA and Major League Baseball. Think about how many stadiums full of furiously...
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Every time I think about how things went so downhill and how you’re dating another guy, I remember he’s 43. Then I feel better.
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What The Fuck?
You can get high on nutmeg?
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Lessons Learned From New Moon
This novel thus teaches two important lessons to young girls everywhere:
1) If a guy dumps you and says he doesn’t love you anymore, he doesn’t mean it. All you have to do is beg and destroy your life to prove that you really love him, and he’ll come right back and love you even more!
2) It is perfectly cool to string along innocent but decent guys who are crushing on you and...
Driving a car fur first time in 3 months
justkevin:
scared I don’t remember how
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
Don’t worry, it’s like riding a car.
Oh My God, I'm Trippin B's.
Who Do You Prefer?
Johnny Depp or John Travolta Johnny Depp, only because I loooooooved loved Pirates. Also, Edward Scissorhands was one of my favorite movies growing up.
Kate Hudson or Kate Winslet Kate Winslet.
Orlando Bloom or Orlando Brown PIRATES I SAY, PIRATES
Amy Poehler or Amy Adams Poehler! (I also FUCKING LOVE Mean Girls.)
Matt Damon or Matt LeBlanc Damon. Bourne Series > Friends. Sorry Friends...
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I can't stop listening to The Fame Mons†er.
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