November 2009
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wanna see a nekkid picture of me?
tyce:
like this post.
Oh no sir. I recognize a trap when I see one.
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La Roux - Bulletproof (Tiborg Radio Remix)
This...
October 2009
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Certain people keep posting pictures on my dashboard that may or may not make me heated.
Let's Play the Vagina Game!
Reblog by replacing one word in a movie with the word Vagina.
Vaginas: Revenge of the Fallen
Last night’s dream involved me being in a bombing…I had to have back surgery and I hit my head so hard it caused memory loss. They told me I should wear a GPS so that in case I forgot where I went during the day I’d be able to look it up because at the end of the day when I laid down the bleeding in my brain would cause me to forget. Then I was on the run from my family because...
That is the key to a healthy relationship actually, since even in a relationship, you’ll be alone some portion of the time. A relationship is just an extension of the economic model. You have something he/she wants, and he/she has something you want (sex, companionship, etc.) As a result, the both of you benefit each other. Over time, as the two of you trade more and more, you realize that it’ll...
I had a dream last night that I was alive during the zombie apocalypse. It just got me to thinking, what would I really do in that situation? What would YOU do?
The Fray - Never Say Never
because I’m...
I just checked my YouTube channel and I have 202 subscribers. Who the hell cares what I have/had to say? Haha
At what point does it become pathetic that you give someone another chance? One of my major failings slash sometimes good point is that I forgive people really, really easily. I get over things quickly, and if I’m over it then I feel like I shouldn’t punish them, even if sometimes they deserve punishment. I can see that logically, but I don’t care.
I feel like I shouldn’t...
OMFG!!! Lady GaGa to have a cameo role in New... →
fuckyeahladygaga:
(via fabgelous)
Hahaha oh lawd
Je veux ton amour et Je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour, I don’t want to be friends.
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance →
I totes just made a ringtone on audiko.net. It’s way more pwn than all the other n00bs that tried with their shitty versions. You’re welcome, gays.
I know two wrongs don’t make a right, but it’s hard when someone has wronged you to fight the urge to wrong them back. I don’t want to be seen as someone who can be walked all over, but there’s a Chinese proverb about how staying cool in a moment of anger will save you from a hundred days of sorrow; I’m a firm believer in that.
It’s going to take me a little...
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
I laughed harder tonight than I have in a long while. I can’t believe I spent so long not hanging out with my best friends.
20% Aptitude, 80% Attitude.
As you may or may not know, I’m a hiring coordinator for the company I work for. Lately I’ve been doing a lot of interviews for our Part Time/Seasonal hiring and I thought I’d let you guys in on what I would think is common sense. In this economy(God, I’m so tired of hearing that) here are some tips on how to get ahead.
My interviews are fairly brief, just a screening...
A man who asks is a fool momentarily, he who doesn’t ask remains a fool forever.
-Chinese Proverb
The word nipples makes me feel reeeeally uncomfortable. You may as well scratch a chalkboard or file your nails in front of me.
Hilarious Flu Preventative?
Stimulate your thymus Your thymus is a fist-size gland located behind your sternum in the center of your chest. It plays a critical role in the functioning of the lymphatic and immune systems. It develops over time, reaching peak size when you are in your early 30s, then begins to physically diminish until it shrinks to the size of a pea around age 70. You experience the gland’s waning as...
REBLOG WITH HOW TALL YOU ARE
urka:
zackyc:
heyjessicaa:
sowrongitsright:
oholivia:
allysynwonderland:
fallingfaster:
zeppidemus:
5’7
5’9” 5’10”ish
5’1
5’1 :)
5’9 :D
5’3.
5’6-5’7
5’3” I haven’t grown in years; I’m done growing.
6’1 1/2, booyah I win!
I’m posting these things as a lesson to myself more than for anyone else. Lately I’ve been stretched a little thinner than I’m used to, and the normal, rational Christopher has been replaced by a sometimes crazy person who lets things get to him.
Sorry guys, I don’t usually post that kind of stuff, but everyone’s human, right?
I think I need a vacation/break so...
Controlling Anger Before It Controls You.
We all know what anger is, and we’ve all felt it: whether as a fleeting annoyance or as full-fledged rage.
Anger is a completely normal, usually healthy, human emotion. But when it gets out of control and turns destructive, it can lead to problems—problems at work, in your personal relationships, and in the overall quality of your life. And it can make you feel as though you’re at the...
I’m trying really hard to be understanding and to NOT be crazy, but it’s really hard when my crazy is fighting this hard to get out. I’m going to go play some piano because that’s a major destresser, watch an episode of Heroes because I recently downloaded the first season, and sleep on it.
Otherwise, this shit ain’t gonna work out.
Joss on Glee?!
To those of you who loved Buffy (which is probably all of you because BTVS was an amazing show) and who love Glee…
Joss Whedon, the creator of Buffy and it’s spinoff, Angel is going to direct an episode! He made a seriously great musical episode on Buffy with some reeeeeeally catchy songs. I’m extremely excited to see what he does and if I can recognize his style.
/gaying out
So I have this whiteboard I bought so that my roomies and I could keep up with each other even though we’re not always in the house. I went on a date with Matt last night to see Where The Wild Things Are, and as I previously posted, didn’t like it. This morning I wrote
“Where The Wild Things Are sucked. I give it -1 jalapeno.”
To which my gay roommate Kevin responded out...
(:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ
fuckyeahladygaga:
Lady Gaga - Alejandro
This...
Don't Hate Me,
but I really didn’t like Where The Wild Things Are. How could that have been critically acclaimed?
How To NOT Take Things Personally.
1 – SWSWSWSW
This stands for “Some will. Some won’t. So what? Someone’s waiting!” It means that some people are going to love what you do. Then, there will be those who visit your blog, look at your paintings, listen to your songs, read your poems, review your resume – and they’ll shrug and say, “Yea, not so much.” So what? Somewhere out there someone is waiting for your gift. And if you have to...
Alcohol?
I’ve decided I’m going to need to make some sort of alcoholic punch tonight to make everyone get along. Ideas? Recipes? What works?
I’m having a pumpkin carving party. There are going to be ex boyfriends, hilarious cousins who aren’t afraid to put said ex boyfriends in place, pretty lesbians, and lots of pulp. I’m rull excited. I CANT WAIT!
I think that it’s really the shattering of illusions that’s most disturbing. Knowing your potential and never being able to realize it is worse than following through and being disappointed in the end. I guess that’s the great thing about human imagination; our world is much larger in our minds than it is on paper.
Vote For Andrew! →
So I’ve known Andrew here for a while, and he’s going out for the MuchMusic VJ spot. If you didn’t know, Andrew is crazy talented and funny, and definitely deserves it. So go vote! Normally I don’t promote things like this but he’s a really great guy. Also, down with the homos. Err, not to be confused with being homo himself. Ready, GO!
I hate being sick because I can’t taste anything. I just had Bill Miller and even though I knew it was satisfying, I couldn’t really tell because my taste buds are freaking out. I’m not even sick sick, I just feel generally disgusting and I know my body is freaking out. Grrrrrrrrr.
My mind
was just blown
