My Poorly Designed Life.

My Poorly Designed Life.

I wish team America would’ve been Zach, Donny, and Nicole. Fuck current Team America!

Humans who think they're really things like angels and dragons trapped in human bodies. I could say more but you can draw your own conclusions.

Answer:

Hahahahaha, oh tumblr.

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

There is well established legal precedent for this actually

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quickweaves:

Ariana Grande is Mariah Carey’s horcrux 

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What the hell is otherkin

littletootsierollaliengirl:

childservices:

blackdenimjeans:

blackdenimjeans:

I’m sorry this is the last one I’m posting maybe but this is my normal facial expression

I posted this at 3am

Barrick u look like u could start small fires with ur eyes

Fuck it up all Virgos have resting bitch face

littletootsierollaliengirl:

childservices:

blackdenimjeans:

blackdenimjeans:

I’m sorry this is the last one I’m posting maybe but this is my normal facial expression

I posted this at 3am

Barrick u look like u could start small fires with ur eyes

Fuck it up all Virgos have resting bitch face

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WELL, i did (i also did the ice bucket challenge) :( now, i understand you, but since it's working well (i mean, people are donating after all), i can't see the problem here.

Answer:

The problem is people feeling self righteous for dumping ice on their head!

dauntlessjunkey:

I don’t know how I ended up falling in love with Zach Rance.

pls are you afraid of some cold water? why can't people make donating funny and share it with their friends?

Answer:

Because people aren’t donating, they’re just dumping water on their heads! How many people that you know have done the “challenge” have actually donated the damn money?

I accept the hashtag activism ALS challenge because I want attention on Facebook and to feel good about myself without really doing anything.

*dumps water*

I nominate more of my friends to make asses out of themselves instead of donating to charity.

My friend got my this engraved Patron iPhone case! Whoop!

My friend got my this engraved Patron iPhone case! Whoop!

brujos-malos:

imagine using someone’s computer and seeing that they had amazon 1-click enabled

i’d order 100 dildos and stagger the delivery dates so they would just have dildos arriving at their door out of constantly

k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna
k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna
k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna
k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna
k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna
k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna
k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna
k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna
k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna
k1mkardashian:








If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna

k1mkardashian:

If I were a celebrity I would be Rihanna

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