My Poorly Designed Life.

My Poorly Designed Life.

Isn't "it was a social experiment" the usual battle cry of failed trolls?

Answer:

You can tell a lot about a person by their reaction to Cher’s death

chrstopher:

OMG CHER IS DEAD

Cher’s not dead I was conducting a social experiment

jonbenetramsme:

spork:

do you ever stop to take a selfie and think, “which filter will make dad come back?”

chrstopher

You are my worst and best friend all rolled in one

OMG CHER IS DEAD

(via bahamvt)

There are several long term couples (we’re talkin years here) in my life who are completely falling apart right meow and it reassures me that I never want to put up with someone for longer than a couple months

(via bahamvt)

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together


Today on unnecessarily attributing gender to things

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

Today on unnecessarily attributing gender to things

(via rapi)

I almost typed the tag “footporn” which would’ve attracted a different audience entirely

electronchelle made pistachio crusted challah French Toast yesterday AM and it was increbs

electronchelle made pistachio crusted challah French Toast yesterday AM and it was increbs

I’m on that mercury and index finger diet and so far it’s working really well, I’ve lost 3 lbs and it’s all hair weight

BUT THEY’LL NEVER CATCH ME

BUT THEY’LL NEVER CATCH ME

That time I made jalapeño pineapple infused margaritas  👅

That time I made jalapeño pineapple infused margaritas 👅