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Apr 24, 2014

When classmates talking about your class presentations and how imagining people naked doesn’t work for them and you say “hah, but then you’re just in front of everyone with a boner” but you don’t quite say it loud enough and you seem like a fucking creep because you’re mumbling about boners just audibly enough for them to hear

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake
Apr 24, 2014 / 744,577 notes

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

(via anaspiringman)

Apr 23, 2014

My tonsils have been swollen for four days and FUCK it’s so annoying ugh

Apr 23, 2014 / 276 notes

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Apr 23, 2014

Uhhhhhh I mean the only question is do I see Robyn in Seattle, San Fran, or both

So, do it. Decide. Is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More compassionate? Decide. Breathe in. Breathe out and decide.
Apr 23, 2014 / 229,792 notes
dangervvank:

Lana 2011 to 2014


She is getting progressively sadder
Apr 23, 2014 / 12,868 notes

dangervvank:

Lana 2011 to 2014

She is getting progressively sadder

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Apr 23, 2014 / 5 notes

I seriously cannot believe Porsha dragged that bitch Kenya across the floor! What I mean to say is, I cannot believe it didn’t happen SOONER Kenya you crazy megaphone using scepter holding fake boyfriend having twirl doing donkey booty claiming BITCH

Apr 23, 2014

I wish you guys knew the kind of crazy records your bank is now required to keep on you, there would be the largest of backlashes

Apr 23, 2014 / 159,362 notes
Apr 23, 2014

I’ve been thinking about death and dying lately, and how I would really like to leave the world a better place than when I found it

It really scares me to think I’ll die before I get to do that

Apr 23, 2014 / 31 notes
Apr 22, 2014 / 3 notes

We were playing Cards Against Humanity and nobody knew what smegma was… So I referred to it as dick cheese and suddenly I’m public enemy number one! I mean come on in the game before Michelle played “sorry teacher I can’t turn my homework in because” “the Virginia tech massacre” and yet I am the one everyone is disappointed in?!

wessasaurus-rex:

m4gnitude:

KABUTERIMON COSPLAY 

oh….my….god…


This is incredible! My inner child just got so happy
Apr 21, 2014 / 16,604 notes

wessasaurus-rex:

m4gnitude:

KABUTERIMON COSPLAY 

oh….my….god…

This is incredible! My inner child just got so happy

(via toinfinityandbeyonce)